The Late Scratch Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.