The Mystery Tweak Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Jets scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.