The Hamstring Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jets's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Garrett Wilson
- Kenyon Sadiq
- Braelon Allen
- Mason Taylor
- Omar Cooper Jr.
- Adonai Mitchell
- Geno Smith
- Jelani Woods
- Sterling Shepard
- Joseph Manjack IV
- Cade Klubnik
FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.