The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
91%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jets, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.