The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jets's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Cade Klubnik
FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.