The Snap Count Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jets's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.