The Bad Spot Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jets drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.