The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.