The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Jets scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.