The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.