The Blown Coverage Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.