The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kallerup will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.