The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.