The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.
- Kallerup's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.