The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.