The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.