The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kallerup will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.