The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.