The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.