The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.