The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.