The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.