The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kallerup's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.