The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.