The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.