The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kallerup's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.