The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kallerup spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kallerup's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.