The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kallerup is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
89%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.