The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
77%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.