The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.