The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Kallerup scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.