The Snap Count Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.