The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kallerup gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
86%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.