The Blocking Assignment Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.