The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kallerup sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Kallerup, Kallerup, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.