The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kallerup drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.