The Invisible Route Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kallerup is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kallerup drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.