The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.