The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kallerup's stadium. Only over Kallerup.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kallerup, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.