The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.