The Hamstring Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kallerup's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kallerup will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.