The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- The broadcast shows Kallerup on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kallerup gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kallerup, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.