The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Nick Kallerup
Nick Kallerup · SEA · TE
“Kallerup is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kallerup's week
- Kallerup gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Minnesota's biggest rival.
- Kallerup stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kallerup's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Kallerup in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Kallerup is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Kallerup actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.