The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vannett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.