The Late Scratch Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vannett drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.