The Phantom Flag Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vannett tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vannett's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.