The Hamstring Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“The broadcast shows Vannett on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Vannett is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vannett, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Zay Flowers
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.