The Snap Count Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“Vannett is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Vannett will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vannett drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.