The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Vannett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vannett, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.