The Chip-and-Release Hex of Nick Vannett
Nick Vannett · BAL · TE
“At 33, Vannett is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vannett's week
- Vannett will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vannett is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vannett, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Nick Vannett in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Nick Vannett is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Nick Vannett actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.